- Santa Claus, existence of: June 18, 1977, 3:18pm; 100%
- Easter Bunny, existence of: June 18, 1977, 3:18pm; 100%
- Tooth Fairy, existence of: June 18, 1977, 3:19pm; 99%
- God, existence of: February 4, 1984, 6:27pm; 88%
- I can’t swim for half an hour after eating: July 4, 1981, 3:03pm; 73%
- The vitamins in bread are “in the crust”: April 22, 1977, 6:11pm; 2%
- Eating beef does not mean, as I posited, you are “eating cow muscles”: March 2, 1984, 6:18pm; 1%
- “Duty Free” is only for foreigners: (this actually might be true; I need to investigate further); N/A
- I can be President: October 11, 1989, 3:38pm; 78%
- I can be “whatever I want to be”: November 28, 1995, 2:14pm; 82%
- It’s not whether I win or lose: August 13, 1978, 11:31am; 80%
- It’s how I play the game: August 13, 1978, 11:32am; 79%
- Everything will be OK: February 3, 1973, 2:31pm; 100%
Friday, December 29, 2006
Lies My Parents Told Me, When I Figured Out They Were Lies, and The Probability I Will Tell The Lies To My Offspring
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wait a minute.
the vitamins aren't in the crusts? what the!
but pumpernickel bread is really made of chocolate, right?
RIGHT?!
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