to have this contest open for ten days.
She misunderstood
When I said she was “Grotesque”
Akzidenz happen
Stupid McSweeney’s!
Now I can’t see Garamond
Without thinking: “twee”
Best actor ever:
Henry Winkler, as “The Fontz”?
Correctamundo!
Mind your q and p
Futura’s not ours to see
Que Serif, Serif
Post-Soon-Yi Previn,
Windsor EF Light Condensed
Somehow seems dirty
Designers face off
On new reality show:
“Last Comic Sans-ing”
“Sun”, “Square”, “X”, “Carrot”..?
Is this whole thing in Dingbats?
Carson, you devil!
Kristen ITC,
We will always have Juarez.
(Age of consent’s twelve.)
Do not be confused!
I did not write on your screen:
I used Vivaldi.
I thought I’d make an
“Ode to a Grecian Kern” joke
Here. (Lipsum culpa.)
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Update, 3/28: I got an honorable mention for two of them.
Q: (1) Did I not win outright because I split the vote? (2) Am I my own Perot?
A: (1) No and (2) yes, probably.
2 comments:
you have a sort of unparalleled cleverness that makes me sick to my stomach, a little.
Lot of goddam good it does me
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