Happy Super Tuesday

I've been trying all day to make a joke about how when you vote in a primary in Chicago they put ashes on your forehead, but I haven't been able to come up with anything good yet.

However: Reluctantly clicking through to see WTF the headline "Super Tuesday vote on the wild side" could possibly mean, I was confronted with this, which helps explain why when I dressed up as Charlie Cook for Halloween, everyone thought I was going for "Tim Russert, Fifth Member of the Beatles".




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