and now she knows she'll never be afraid to watch the morning paper blow into a hole where no one can escape

dee-de-de-dee-de-dee
Just ran across this: Kirsten Dunst is producing/maybe starring in a film version of A.N. Wilson's Turn of the Screw riff, A Jealous Ghost.
Hey, you know who should play the ghost? Brad Renfro!
Because right now, he's probably all, "Hey, wait, where was my ghoulish media circus?"

hence, he is jealous..?
My other thought was that all those pseudogoth people I knew in college who were all into "The Crow" just got a redo.
Good for you, pseudogoth people I knew in college.
[I'm in sort of a bad mood]

Remember that time I said I liked Rose McGowan but it would be better if one of her legs were a machine gun?

Well, look look look look look look look.



Grindhouse posterboy Sidney Poitier is in it too!

Oh, wait. It's his daughter. "Sydney".


OK, I don't care, it doesn't matter: Awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome.

Yvonne De Carlo Dead at 84

Not as sad as when Carolyn Jones died in 1983, but pretty sad, I guess.
I'll update the phone book.


[AP obit here]

Also: the Motion Picture & Television Country House and Hospital: Sad Place to Die or Awesome Place to Die? I totally can't decide.