A lighter shaped like a giant match [ACQUIRED!]

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I forget to read The Onion for a while, and then someone sends me a link to something on The Onion, and then I remember that The Onion is good, especially the ecto-The Onion stuff.

Today's Example: Jean Tisdale's site, A Site of Jean's Own, the sad/mean URL of which is:
http://hometowns.cyber-net-village.com/Orlando/7302/Rick/sportzone/misc/folders/Jean/


At the bottom it says (c) 2005; I don't know if that's part of the joke, or if it's really been around that long and I just haven't seen it, but if you want to read something sad and mean, you could do worse..?

Kudos, ecto-The Onion stuff, although I'm not sure if I totally get Frrvrr yet, other than the obvious part.
BUT I PROMISE I WILL TRY HARDER, THE ONION. TTYL!