West Village KFC or Early Tori Amos Video?

You make the call.

Gaaaah, this is hard to watch, but by tucking my pant cuffs into my socks, I was able to do it.

The Department of Health had said that the rat problem at this KFC had been addressed. This is technically true, as the animals in this video have clearly turned themselves into some kind of otter.

Also interesting: a "BBQ Snacker" now costs more than Yum! Brands' closing price.
Just kidding.

But still.

RATS! RAAAAATS!!!!!



REPORTER: The sign says "KFC: We Deliver" but the only thing they're delivering today...
PATRICK'S BRAIN: Are rats!
REPORTER: ...are health code violations.
PATRICK'S BRAIN: Oh... Right. That makes more sense.