- Acting in a “firm and timely manner” - “Rates moving closer to estimated neutral rate.”
- “Accommodative” policy - “Rates likely to rise in coming months.”
- “Monitoring risks closely” - “Rate hike in three months’ time.”
- “Monitoring risks very closely” - “Rate hike in two months’ time.”
- “Vigilance” - “Rate move soon, possibly at next meeting.”
- “Strong vigilance” - “Rate hike extremely probable — likely at the next meeting.”
- “Aardvark” - “OK, that’s starting to hurt. Let’s stop a minute.”
- “Vigilent aardvark, aardvark, strong aardvark” - “Please? I mean it, seriously. Please stop. Oh God. I'm being serious. Stop. Oh God, oh God, please stop. I can’t breathe.”
- “Aardvarkaardvarkaardvark, seriously, please, aardvark” - “I keep blacking out. You have to stop. Oh God, oh Christ, please, please. I need this to stop now. Oh Christ please help me, please stop, please.”
- “Aardvargh, aardvargh” (followed by vomiting, then soft weeping, usually in fetal position, though not always) - “Rates likely to fall by next meeting.”
XOXOXOXOXO,
Samantha
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