I'm not even bothering to look for old stuff on my hard drive to post here anymore; I'm just going to look for old stuff I already posted here to post here. I guess!
I remember when I finished this, I was like, It is depressing to work hard on something that is stupid.
If you want to hire me for a commencement speech or something, please be aware, that's about the only insight I have about stuff.
But anyway: Happy Belated Robert Burns' Birthday or whatever.
Ha! whare ye gaun, ye crowlin ferlie!