Joey Chestnut ate 59 1/2 hotdogs at the Southwest Regional Hot Dog Eating Championship at the Arizona Mills Mall, beating Takeru "The Tsunami" Kobayashi's old record of 53 3/4.
All eyes will be on Kobayashi at Coney Island this 4th of July:
WILL HE BE ABLE TO PASS MUSTARD?
That's all. I just wanted to make that joke.
Update, 6/26/07: Kobayashi may be down for the count. I'm sorry I was joking about this. Kobayashi, if you're reading this, please call me.
All is forgiven.