Is there a phrase that's similar to "memento mori", only it means something like "Remember you went to a fucking Baptist university"? I don't know the answer to that, possibly because I went to a fucking Baptist university.
Regardless: Baylor University's own Jeff Dunham (or should one say "FUNham"??!?!?!!) (no, one shouldn't) was just voted Comedy Central's "King of Comedy".
I'm pretty sure this means it won't be long before Whiplash appears on the cover of MonkeyFancy.
NOT THAT WAL-MART CARRIES THAT ANYMORE.
Anyway, Go Bears.
(also, America? You are destroying America.)