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Here is a line from this piece:
In my gym, the 40-year-old women have adult pubic hair; the twentysomethings have all been trimmed and styled.
And here is the ad I had at the top of the page:
RUGS BY STYLE = SO HELPFUL. THANKS, NEIMAN MARCUS!
For a follow-up article on prostitution, the store plans an ad referencing the "Neiman Marcus $250 Cookie".