Due to an (apparent) 150-character limit to the titles in Blogger, the title I wanted to put here was too long, so you have to read it below.

This was going to be the title:

• In Retrospect, What I Should Have Replied When, In Response To My Overhearing Him Discuss A Formatting Problem in Excel That He Had Been Trying To Crack For Several Weeks and Telling Him the Way to Fix It, My Co-Worker Said To Me, “I Love You In A Non-Homoerotic Way.”

And this was going to be the post:

• (elaborate shrug) Make it homoerotic, if you like.

And then I was probably going to type a funny afterthought really small like this:

• Greetings, people googling "homoerotic excel"!

Sorry it didn't work out the way I wanted it to, everyone. TTYL!
~ P