Monday, December 04, 2006

The Randy Norseman, Episode 1: At the Home Depot

FADE IN.

Interior. Day.
The Randy Norseman is at a Home Depot talking to a sales clerk.

Randy Norseman: So... Tell me more about this “leif blower”...

FADE OUT.


Epilogue:
The Randy Norseman converted to Christianity and died.

2 comments:

Jessi Guilford said...

Damn. Not an especially happy ending.

Will there be a sequel? "Son of Randy Norseman," or something like that?

Samantha Moss said...

Probably not, since figuring out Norse Patriarchy Naming Conventions is too hard for me ("Uffe Leifsen" maybe?) and anyway the Randy Norseman doesn't have any sons... that he knows about.

Who's with me, high five, yeah, that's what she said, etc.